Can I use my Dog's poop as a fertilizer? You might think using dog poop as garden fertilizer is a genius idea—after all, cows and horses do it, so why not Fido? But before you start stockpiling those backyard bombs, let’s dig into the stinky science behind why this is a terrible plan.

Cow Poop vs. Dog Poop: The Battle of the Dung

Ever heard the saying, “You are what you eat”? Well, this is exactly why cow manure makes plants thrive, and dog poop... doesn’t. Cows are basically plant-based eating machines, chowing down on grains, hay, and other leafy goodness. Their poop? A fiber-rich, nutrient-packed soil booster.

Dogs, on the other hand, have a high-protein diet. Their poop is acidic, unbalanced for plants, and about as useful to your garden as a flat tire on a bicycle.

Warning: May Cause Gag Reflex

If you have a weak stomach, consider this your escape clause. A single gram of dog poop can contain millions of fecal coliform bacteria, including E. coli—definitely not something you want near your tomato plants.

And let’s talk about parasites—hookworms, roundworms, and giardia are common in dog feces, and their eggs can survive in soil for weeks or even months. If you use dog poop as fertilizer, you risk contaminating your garden with these parasites. One unwashed bite of a homegrown veggie, and you could end up with an uninvited guest in your digestive system.

It Smells Like... Well, You Know

OutKast said it best: “Roses really smell like poo-poo-oo.” But trust us, you don’t want your roses (or any part of your yard) smelling like dog doo. Unlike cow manure, which quickly loses its stink, dog poop has an impressive ability to marinate into something even fouler over time.

The Final Scoop

Moral of the story? Save your garden—and your nostrils—and clean up that dog poop instead of trying to recycle it. Too grossed out to deal with it yourself? No worries, our pooper scooper technicians are happy to save the day. Call us before your backyard turns into a biohazard zone!

At Scoopy Doog Pet Waste Removal, we handle the dirty work so you can focus on belly rubs and fetch. Call us or contact us today for a cleaner, fresher yard!

The Dirty Truth: Why Dog Poop Is the Worst Fertilizer Ever